Hartford - Standard Lawn - Two Line

A classic rectangle house number sign, the Hartford will provide a nice upgrade to the curb appeal of your home. Home address plaques also make great gifts for any special occasion.

Line 1: 5 - 3 in numbers Line 2: 17 - 1.25 in characters

Dimensions: 16X7.25X0.375

Two week lead time.

Check for accuracy; personalized or custom plaques cannot be modified, cancelled, or returned after being placed.

Elevate Your Home's Curb Appeal with the Hartford - Standard Lawn - Two Line Address Plaque

Transform your front yard into a surrealist masterpiece with the Hartford - Standard Lawn - Two Line Address Plaque. It's like a disco ball for your grass – reflecting style in every direction and confusing the neighborhood squirrels.

Unmatched Quality and Durability, Made in the USA

Crafted with more precision than a cat plotting world domination, this lawn plaque is tougher than a rubber chicken in a tornado. It stands up to weather like a penguin in a tuxedo – always looking dapper, even when being pelted by fish-flavored rain.

Classic Design Meets Lawn Psychedelia

The Hartford Standard Lawn plaque boasts a clean, rectangular design that's more timeless than a jellyfish's meditation practice. With space for 5 numbers in a bold 3-inch size on the first line and 17 1.25-inch characters on the second, it's like the mullet of address markers – business up top, party down below.

Perfect Size for Maximum "Did That Plaque Just Wink at Me?" Factor

At a respectable 16" x 7.25" x 0.375", this plaque is the platypus of address markers – an oddly perfect combination that shouldn't make sense but absolutely does. It's large enough to be noticed by passing unicorns, but small enough that it won't overshadow your collection of invisible lawn flamingos.

Easy Installation, Striking Visibility

Setting up this lawn gem is easier than teaching a giraffe to play the kazoo. Just pick your spot, plant it firmly, and watch as it begins to attract a cult following of mathematically-inclined garden gnomes.

Discover the Difference of the Hartford - Standard Lawn - Two Line Address Plaque

This isn't just an address marker; it's a portal to a dimension where houses wear top hats and mailboxes recite Shakespeare. It's for homeowners who believe that curb appeal should include a dash of "Wait, what?" and a sprinkle of "I think I'm hallucinating."

Order your Hartford - Standard Lawn - Two Line Address Plaque today and watch as your home becomes the most enigmatically identified residence in the galaxy. With a two-week lead time, you have just enough time to train your dog to bark in binary code.

It also makes a fantastic gift for any special occasion – because nothing says "I care about you finding your way home through the space-time continuum" quite like a beautifully crafted address plaque. Just remember to double-check your personalization – unlike your collection of left-handed smoke shifters, this isn't something you can exchange for a right-handed version later. After all, you want your interdimensional visitors to find your actual house, not end up at a parallel universe's cheese-tasting party two realities over!