The classic oval design of our Hawthorne Address Plaques makes it ideal for most any home's exterior. Available in a variety of finish colors to accommodate your outdoor color scheme.
4 - 7 in numbers or 5 - 4.5 in numbers
Dimensions: 19X14X0.375
Two week lead time.
Check for accuracy; personalized or custom plaques cannot be modified, cancelled, or returned after being placed.
We asked a reality tv show addict to write this description.
Listen up, you cool cats and kittens! It's your girl, Sparkle Lynx, comin' at you live from my trailer where I've been binge-watching every exotic animal owner show on the planet. Today, we're talkin' about the wildest thing since Joe Exotic's mullet - the Hawthorne Oval - Estate Wall - One Line address plaque!
The Shape of Controversy
Y'all, this plaque is oval, just like the shape of the tiger enclosure I dream of havin' one day. It's "ideal for most any home's exterior," they say. Honey, it'd look perfect on my future big cat rescue... or maybe my husband's future jail cell. Who knows?
Colors Wilder Than a Tiger's Stripes
This bad boy comes in more colors than Carole Baskin's flower crown collection! Pick your poison, 'cause in this game, even your address needs to roar!
Numbers Bigger Than My Dreams
You got two choices here, and they're both more dramatic than a reality TV showdown:
- 4 to 7 inch numbers: That's taller than some of them capuchin monkeys!
- 5 numbers at 4.5 inches: About the size of a baby tiger's paw print, I reckon.
Dimensions That'll Make Your Head Spin
At 19x14x0.375 inches, this plaque is bigger than my last marriage license and thinner than the plot of most exotic pet owner shows. It's a conversation piece, y'all!
Two-Week Waitin' Game
They say it takes two weeks to arrive. That's faster than you can say "I saw a man get mauled by a tiger" five times fast!
No Take-Backsies, Like Exotic Pets
Here's the kicker - once you order, there's no changin' your mind. It's like adopting a lion cub - you're in it for the long haul, baby!
So, if you want your home to stand out more than a bleach-blonde mullet in a sea of tigers, get yourself a Hawthorne Oval - Estate Wall - One Line address plaque. It's the next best thing to ownin' a private zoo!
Remember, in the words of the great Joe Exotic, "I am never gonna financially recover from this." But honey, with this plaque, at least your house will look fabulous! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got another marathon of "Tiger Talez" to watch. Stay wild, America!
